Phantom of the Opera Browser - Transcript

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You are hilarious everybody knows you, tells you that right so do it, get up on stage make people laugh and get paid for it. You don*t know how to start though, do you? Well I will show you how. Get my easy to read instantly downloadable guide 10quicksteps to becoming a standup comedian right now at 10quicksteps.com. Alright toll free telephone number is 180039 online we are talking with Barbara who had called into the show last week and had a very, very bad experience with tech report at the worst possible time. It was a Friday night as I recall before you had a presentation on a Saturday morning and you are trying to get help from Symantec and I feel like, I am like you know 5 on your side or you know 7 helps or whatever your local television stations, Ombudsman guys like maybe we will do that as a feature on the show from now on because it*s kind of easy for me to call up where it is not necessarily easy for a listener to call up and this is sort of the key to any of those types of shows on television because they call up and they go look I want to say good things about you on the air so please help out these listener and you know I can*t put a lot of them on the air but I can put enough of them on the air they get noticed and they don*t want to get a call from me. I happen to know the people at Symantec fairly well Steve Trilling is an old friend of mine. And he put me onto the people in the Accelerated Response Department they have an ARD did you know that? Anyway they called me back and they have kept in touch with me during the week I didn*t see what the resolution was and I know they are going to be refunding your money, aren*t they?

Barbara: Yes sir.

David Lawrence: Yeah, hopefully it will all workout and you will be able to get what you need to get done, now in the mean time you had a problem with Firefox is that right, alright so what*s the deal?

Barbara: The deal is that I had downloaded Firefox because IE had been compromised, so I downloaded it and before I installed it I removed IE.

David Lawrence: Well hold on back up a second, you can*t remove IE. I don*t know who told you that that you were removing IE or that?

Barbara: I switched on the button and it said removing program and start there and waited a while.

David Lawrence: That*s not, you didn*t remove IE. Internet Explorer is an integral part of your Window Operating System. It is actually the same code that you use to look at your desktop. So you are not actually removing Internet Explorer, you may have removed the shortcut, you may have removed you know some sort of way to get at IE but IE is part of your system software Outlook Express the same thing and so you can update it and you can upgrade it and you can remove access to it but removing it itself is not possible and in fact, if you remove Internet Explorer you couldn*t install any other browser because all of the browsers that work on Windows use the hooks that are provided by Internet Explorer as the bedrock for them to work.

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