Be Cooling Fan - Transcript - Hour 1, Segment 2

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David Lawrence: Alright stop did you just sync yourself?

Ms. Von Schtupp: Yes I did.

David Lawrence: Yeah please don*t confuse everybody because now they are hearing it and here*s the other thing you don*t know about the show. And William would you just bear with me while I continue this explanation I will get right to you okay.

William: Okay.

David Lawrence: Alright hold the line and Derrick you too, will you just tell Terry, will you hang on for me.

Derrick: Yes.

David Lawrence: Alright hold the line, Eddie you will be with me in just a moment.

Eddie: Okay.

David Lawrence: Alright hold on everybody is cool. Alright so here*s the deal we do this show in delay and we do this in delay for a number of different reasons not the least of which is a potential profanity. And to keep all of our radio stations FCC licenses at bay. But when I am calling out the time right now, it reaches the network 8 seconds later. So actually there maybe some confusion where WGN might be thinking wait a minute they are still off, no, no we are dead on everything is fine now. In fact as I run About Time one more time and do a correction the error was only 11 milliseconds which is well, well within tolerance. So we are good to go now at exactly 7:12.

So my name is David Lawrence and the name of the show is Online Tonight a little late, but worth the journey I think. By the way About Time is absolutely free and it runs on Windows machines everything from 95 all the way through XP Pro and you can, it*s free the guy that created it does it for free now. XP has its own stuff built-in, but you don*t sync up as often as you can with About Time. And in our case, we want to sync up all the time, we want to sync up once every 10 minutes just to be sure we don*t drift at all. So that*s what*s going on we are back on schedule, back on track and here*s how you get in touch with me. The infallible David Lawrence, you can pick up the phone and you can call me toll free at 180039 online that*s 18003966546. You can pop me E-mail, the E-mail address is Lawrence@aol.com or david@onlinetonight.com either one will work. And you can pop me an instant message as well, screen name is Lawrence on America Online, AOL, AOL Instant Messenger, ICQ or iChat the only authorized versions of AIM that are allowed on this show. 13 past the hour let*s get to the first calls here. We talk about computers, online services in case you haven*t surmised yet and we do it all from the most connected city in the universe. William you are Online Tonight with David Lawrence, thanks for your patience.

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